Past Quotes of the Week

Here are the quotes I've used over time

JUNE 2008- "There's no truth in illusion." -Cahad in Mystic Knights of Tir Na Nog

MAY 2008- [Charlie gives his wife Peggy a new fur coat for their anniversary.]
"Oh, Charlie! Oh, it's lovely!" -Peggy
"I'll say it is. Genuine mammoth, that is." -Charlie
"Oh, don't be silly, Charlie." -Peggy
"Straight up, it said so on the shop window: 'Mammoth Fur Sale.'" -Charlie
from Carry On Cabby

APRIL 2008- "*threatens Robert with his sword* Have you any last words before I dispatch you?" -Prince Edward
"You have got to be kidding me!" -Robert
"Strange words!" -Prince Edward
in Enchanted

FEBRUARY/MARCH 2008- "A philosopher once asked, "Are we human because we gaze at the stars, or do we gaze at them because we are human?" Pointless, really... "Do the stars gaze back?" Now *that's* a question." -Narrator in Stardust

JANUARY 2008- "He was just found dead in a training facility locker room. Shot in the head." -Ponton
"Was it fatal?" -Inspector Clouseau
"Yes." -Ponton
"How fatal?" -Inspector Clouseau
"Um, completely." -Ponton
"I want to talk to him now!" -Inspector Clouseau
"He's dead." -Ponton
"Ah!" -Inspector Clouseau
in The Pink Panther

NOVEMBER - DECEMBER 2007- Computer Trouble!

OCTOBER 2007- "Okay, Al. You're right. Today's a great day. The day I beat Mustang's pompus mug in front of the whole army and get some damn respect." -Ed Elric
"But we're indebted to him, brother." -Al Elric
"He's asked for it. Saying he knows all we do, acting like he's let our secret out, then not telling me what I need to know!" -Ed Elric
"So, what's your strategy?" -Al Elric
"I told you -- a fist in his face!" -Ed Elric
on his state alchemist re-certification exam battle against Roy Mustang in FullMetal Alchemist

AUGUST 2005 - SEPTEMBER 2007- Very Long Break!

JULY 2005- "Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it's the moments that take your breath away." -Hitch in Hitch

JUNE 2005- "So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb." -Dark Helmet after tricking Lone Star with two of the oldest tricks in the book in Spaceballs

MAY 2005- "I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting." -Starfire
"Uh, Starfire? Not everything on the menu is a pizza topping." -Robin
in Teen Titans

APRIL 2005- "I get sleepy when I look at numbers or alphabet letters or long passages of text. It's a physical condition." -Ran to Miyu in Super Gals!

MARCH 2005- "Mew Mew Style, Mew Mew Grace, Mew Mew Power in your face!" -Mew Ichigo (Zoey in dub) in the dub version of Tokyo Mew Mew

FEBRUARY 2005- "There can be no excuse for those who use animation to exploit innocent children. That pisses Excel off! You've all been bad boys, so in the name of the toons, Excel will punish you!" -Excel in an improvised Sailor Moon hairstyle, addressing criminals in Excel Saga

JANUARY 2005- "This isn't a country, it's an icecube!" -Bryce about Siberia, Russia in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

DECEMBER 2004- "Oh, I knew it. You really are hopeless when Kagome isn't around." -Shippo
"What?! *pulls Shippo's cheek*" -Inuyasha in Inuysha The Movie: Love That Transcends Time

NOVEMBER 2004- "Led by Filia, the Dragon priestess, who keeps going on about some threat to the world or something; the beautiful Lina Inverse travels on with her squad of lackeys!" -Lina
"Lackeys?!" -Zelgadis
"Uh...what's a lackey?" -Gourry
"Quiet!" -Lina
from Slayers: TRY

OCTOBER 2004- "For my first order of business, I'd like to appoint a new Sheriff of Rottingham. My friend, Achoo." -Robin Hood
"A black sherrif?!" -Townspeople
"He's black?!" -Blinken
"And why not?! It worked in Blazzing Saddles!" -Achoo
"Yeah. Oh, yeah." -Townpeople
"That's true." -Blinken
in Robin Hood: Men in Tights

SEPTEMBER 2004- "We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni!... We are now the Knights Who Say Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble." -Head Knight in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

AUGUST 2004- "You can afford to miss a meal." -Zelgadis
"What's that supposed to mean?! Are you calling me fat?!" -Lina
facing a group of trolls just when she's about to eat in Slayers

JULY 2004- "Hmm... I wonder if she'd like TK." -Matt (about Kari) from Digimon Manga vol. 4

JUNE 2004- "It's a pity that I got to spend so much time with them and you so little. But remember Harry, the ones we love never truly leave us. They will always be found right here." -Sirius Black talking how Harry's parents are always in his heart in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

1/26/04- 5/28/04- ANOTHER BREAK

1/19/04- "Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming! Just keep swimming, swimming swimming! What do we do? We swim, swim!" -Dory in Finding Nemo

9/15/03- 1/12/04- BREAK

9/8/03- "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm." -Pippin in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

8/25/03- "Giving up is fun. And look at all the time you save. I'm telling you, Stuart, if more people gave up, they'd be fewer wars." -Snowbell in Stuart Little 2

9/1/03- "Listen. Clow Reed is Clow Reed, and you are you. There's no need to compare yourself to him. He's the one who chose you, remember? Now get some sleep." -Kero to Sakura in CardCaptors

8/18/03- "Happiness is a gift and the trick is not to expect it, but to delight in it when it comes." -Vincent Crummles in Nicholas Nickleby

8/11/03- [Two Japanese guards approach.]
"Uh, ohayo wasabi." -Donatello
"'Hello mustard?'" -Raphael
"Okay, so my Japanese is a little rusty. Uh, suzuki, kawasa--" -Donatello
[Raphael knocks them out.]
"How 'bout 'Sayoonara?'" -Raphael

8/4/02- "You forget to make coffee this morning! Coffee is the only thing keeping Uncle's ancient heart beating! You want dead Uncle?! No?! Then make coffee!" -Uncle in Jackie Chan Advenutres

7/28/03- "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -Christian in Moulin Rouge

7/21/03- "That's a terrible name for a detective. Sherlock Holmes?" -Roy O'Bannon in Shanghai Knights

7/14/03- "Welcome the rich man, he's hard for you to miss. His butt keeps getting bigger, so there's plenty more to kiss!" -Assistant Manager about No-Face in Spirited Away

7/7/03- "Most time, the right thing is easy to see, if you are willing to look." -Angemon in Digimon Frontier

6/30/03- "Look, Jiji. It's the ocean." -Kiki
"Big deal. It's just a big puddle of water." -Jiji
in Kiki's Delivery Service

6/23/03- "You know, Bunny, now you really are, the rabbit of the moon." -Lita in Sailor Moon Manga

6/16/03- "Wow, look at all that mess, Menchi. Wars don't give birth to anything. It's just foolish destruction." -Excel in Excel Saga

6/9/03- "The human sacrificed himself, to save the Pokemon. I pitted them against each other, but not until they set aside their differences did I see the true power they all share deep inside. I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." -Mewtwo in Pokemon: The First Movie

6/2/03- [Tasuki burns the monster, but also Tamahome.]
"Hip horray! I'm the hero of the day! If I don't say! Another second and you would have been eaten. You'd be monster-mush if I hadn't cindered that cyclops! Hahahaha!!" -Tasuki
[Tamahome grabs Tasuki's jacket front.]
"Ha ha ha. That's not funny, Tasuki." -Tamahome
"Aw, come on. Is that anyway to treat me? The good friend who just saved your life." -Tasuki
in Fushigi Yuugi

5/26/03- "Who told you to ask these questions?" -Jerry
"No one." -Ty
"What press are you affiliated with?" -Jerry
"I'm 10." -Ty
"What about your parents are they Democrats or Republicans?" -Jerry
"What's the difference these days?" -Ty
"I love this kid." -Chris
"What's not to love." -Jerry
Ty talking to senatorial candidate Chris Marshall and his aide Jerry in Maid in Manhattan

5/19/03- "You have reminded us that the strength of a kingdom is not based on the strength of the king, but on the strength of its people." -King Arthur in Quest for Calemot

5/12/03- "Toss me!" -Gimli
"What?!" -Aragorn
"I cannot jump the distance! You'll have to toss me!" -Gimli
[A second passes]
"Don't tell the elf!" -Gimli
in The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

5/5/03- "Nothing that happens, is ever forgotten, even if you can't remember it." -Zeniba in Spirited Away

4/28/03- "WOOHOO! WOOHOO! CAKE! CAKE! WOOHOO! WOOHOO! CAKE! CAKE!" -Kero in CardCaptor Sakura

4/21/03- "This is my family. I found it, all on my own. It's little, and broken, but still good. Yeah, still good." -Stitch in Lilo & Stitch

4/14/03- "Kurama, there is no one who does not carry scars on his heart. If there were someone in the world like that, he would be a shallow soul." -Hiei in Yu Yu Hakusho

4/7/03- "You won't get away with this, Vile!" -Ninjor
"Why does everyone keep saying that to me? I AM getting away with it." -Master Vile
in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

3/31/03- "Did you know that darkness and light are brothers? The darkness isn't bad unless the person makes it. It's true, Koichi. One can't live without the other." -Patamon in Digimon Frontier

3/24/03- "A future is something that you make yourself. You have to believe in it." -Ami in Sailor Moon

3/17/03- "Gentlemen, we do not stop 'till nightfall." -Aragorn
"What about breakfast?" -Pippin
"You've already had it." -Aragorn
"We've had one, yes. What about second breakfast?" -Pippin
"I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip." -Merry
"What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?" -Pippin
"I wouldn't count on it." -Merry
from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

3/10/03-"Yeah, you tell him! No way he's taking your power!" -Yugi
"I just did." -Yami
in a duel against one of Marik's slaves in Yu-Gi-Oh

1/27/03-3/3/03- BREAK

1/20/03- "John Wayne? That's a terrible cowboy name." -Roy to Chon Wang in Shangai Noon

1/13/03- "The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return." -Christian in Moulin Rouge

1/6/03- "Bring on the beef, baby!" -Takuya making hamburgers in Digimon Frontier

12/30/02- "Vistory depends on whether or not a duelist has the courage to fight until the bitter end." -Yami Yugi in Yu-Gi-Oh

12/23/02- "I don't understand, where does all this come from? How do you get funding for something like this?" -PresidentWhitmore
"You don't actually think they spend $20,000.00 on a hammer, $30,000.00 on a toilet seat do you?" -Julius Levinson
on entering the secret government lab, Section-13, in Independence Day

12/16/02- "I can't feel my fingers." -Zoe
[Koji hands his jacket to her]
"Here, take it." -Koji
"You sure?" -Zoe
"Mmm-hmm." -Koji
"Grazie. You're the best." -Zoe
in Digimon Frontier

12/9/02- "You know, it just occurred to me that we really haven't had a successful test of this equipment." -Ray
"I blame myself." -Spengler
"So do I." -Venkman
"Well, no sense in worrying about it now." -Ray
"Why worry? Each one of us is carrying an unlicensed nuclear accelerator on his back." -Venkman
in Ghostbusters

12/2/02- "You know I don't like it when you do that." -Obi-Wan
Sorry, master. I forgot that you don't like flying." -Anakin
"I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is suicide!" -Obi-Wan
while chasing the assasin on Coruscant in Star Wars: Attack of the Clones

11/25/02- "Hey Joe? Can we park a block away from school? I really don't want to cause a riot with this hearse." -Mia
"This is a non-riot hearse. And if it were a hearse there would be silence in the backseat." -Joe
about the limo in Princess Diaires

11/11/02- "Jade, you are supposed to be at the Bed and Breakfast, where there is no Dao-long-won, no Dark Chi Warriors--" -Jackie
"No cable." -Jade
in Jackie Chan Adventures

11/4/02- "Here, kitty kitty kitty kitty." -Fat Guy
"Here, kitty kitty kitty." Not on your life, chubby." -Sassy
"Here, kitty kitty. Here, kitty. Here, kitty kitty kitty." -Fat Guy
"No, dummy dummy dummy dummy." -Sassy
The Guard trying to find Sassy in Homeward Bound:The Incredible Journey

10/28/02- "Never trust something that can think for itself if you can't see where it keeps its brain." -Mr. Weasley in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets novel

10/21/02- "Why the big secret? People are smart, they can handle it." -J
"A person is smart. People are dumb, paniky, dangerous animals and you know it." -K
in Men in Black

10/14/02- "It's all part and parcel of the whole genie gig: phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space." -Genie in Aladdin

10/7/02- "Sorry to wake you up so late." -Takato
"That's okay. I was just sleeping." -Henry
"And not just sleeping... snoring too!" -Terriermon
from Digimon Tamers

9/30/02- "Simple ways are always the best." -Amy from Sailor Moon SuperS Manga #4- Rini's Picture Diary

9/23/02- "Honey, what are you doing? These guys don't use doors." -Rick to Evelyn when she uses a bench to try and block the doors from the Mummy's minions in The Mummy Returns

9/16/02- "Wake up, Mummymon. I need you." -Arukenimon
"I thought you'd never ask. Give us a kiss!" -Mummymon
from 'Stone Soup' in Digimon

9/9/02- "Five against two really isn't fair. We'll wait for you to call reinforcements." -Garrett to the five Temra's in 'The Final Battle' from Mystic nights of Tir Na Nog

9/2/02- "Gen Ed... Gen Ed... 'Gen' as in gentle and 'Ed' as in edible. So it's a class about gentile food., of course. Or is it where you learn how to get your clothes really clean?" -Touma in Sakura Diaries

8/26/02- "I need a hug!" -Kero from CardCaptors

8/19/02- "If you think I'm going to Dehli or anyplace else after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again buster! I'm going home to Missouri where they never feed you snakes before tearing your heart out and lowering you into hot pits! This is not my idea of a swell time!" -Willie Scott to Indy in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom

8/12/02- "There comes a time, the possum said, when all else fails just play dead." -Puffin in The Swan Princess

8/5/02- "Check out the genius. See. He's trying to call the telephone repairman because the telephone's don't work." -Tai about Joe in 'The Birth of Greymon' of Digimon

7/29/02- "Punch him. It's how men say 'hello.'" -Mushu to Mulan in Mulan

7/22/02- "You object to losing your head?" -Cardinal
"Yes, I like it where it is!" -D'Artagnan
in The Three Musketeers

7/15/02- "I'm like a boomerang. I keep coming back!" -Tokomon to TK in 'The Dark Network of Etemon' of Digimon

7/8/02- "There are three things you need to know to be captain: Keep your shirt tucked in, go down with the ship, and never abandon a member of your crew." -Captain Kathryn Janeway in Star Trek: Voyager

7/1/02- "They were in the wrong places at the wrong time. Naturally they became heroes." -Princess Leia in Star Wars

6/24/02- "I'm the baby. Gotta love me!" -Baby Sinclair in Dinosaurs

6/17/02- "Something's you see with your eyes. Other's, you see with your heart." -Littlefoot's mother in The Land Before Time

6/10/02- "Death is only the beginning." -Imhotep in The Mummy

6/3/02- "I shouldn't have told you that." -Hagrid when he let something accidentally slip three different times in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

5/27/02- "You call this a diplomatic solution?" -Anakin Skywalker
"I call this aggressive negotiations." -Padme Amidala
while fighting the enemy in Star Wars: Episode II: Attack of the Cones

5/20/02- "Was 1 a good year?" -Pseudolus examining a bottle of wine in A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

5/13/02- "You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short." -Obi-Wan Kenobi to Qui-Gon Jinn in The Phantom Menace

5/6/02- "Some big bouncy thing with boxing gloves and bunny ears just punched me in the head!" -Nukus
"And hippity-hopped out the front coffin!" -Horribelle
after Les and Vilor release Ruthless in 'Les is More' from BeetleBorgs Metallix

4/29/02- "I may not know karate, but I know crazy!" -Roy O'Brannon in Shanghai Noon

4/22/02- "The Jungle King was pleased to find that he looked pretty good in Armani." -Narrator
"Pretty darn good." -George
in George of the Jungle

4/15/02- "You ain't worth my time, Chicken Boy." -Yao
"CHICKEN BOY?!?! Why don' you say that to my face, you limp noodle?!" -Mushu
in Mulan

4/8/02- "Nope, you heard right. Sour cream pizza, extra licorice." -Michaelangelo in Ninja Turtles: the Next Mutation

4/1/02- "I say that if life gives you lemons, make lemon pie. I'm starving!" -Agumon to BlackWarGreymon in 'Duel of the WarGreymon' from Digimon

3/25/02- "It must be nice to have such good big brothers." -Misty
"You could pass for my big brother." -Ash
*SMACK*
"Little Grasshopper have no sense, but BIG mouth." -Brock
"Pika-Pika." -Pikachu
in Pokemon

3/18/02- "Well, you know how men are. They think 'no' means 'yes.' And 'get lost' means 'take me, I'm yours.'" -Megara in Hercules

3/11/02- "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck." -Obi-Wan Kenobi in A New Hope